7 Reasons...

...to avoid Walmart when you are 1) bored and 2) hungry.

I realized today that my shelf in the pantry held saltines and gum and the fridge had nothing much other than mustard and coffee creamer. Can't make too much out of that combination that I would eat for anything less than a triple-dog-dare.

My roommate Shannon was also in dire need of spinach and Lean Pockets, so we made the journey to Redneck Paradise together.

What followed can only be described as a tragic testament of the times and the gullible nature of the American shopper.

Everything now is cute. I mean, look at this stuff. It's all little and adorable. Tiny Diet Coke, tiny yogurt, tiny sandwiches. And the gum? Sweet on one side, sour on the other! Precious! The Pringles, you ask? Bruschetta flavored. They actually taste exactly like the pizza flavor, but the can is cooler and they are available for a LIMITED TIME ONLY!

This is why I should never be allowed in any store that has "super" in the name.