| Jen clued me in to a little Google game of "Mandy needs..." Basically, you can find out all sorts of interesting and oddly insightful information about yourself thanks to the wonderful world of Google. Just search "[your name here] needs" and watch the magic happen. Mandy needs... - a thorough physical examination and some tests. (after the summer of not-so-healthy, I have to say Google is pretty good.)
- nasal oxygen and antibiotics. (stop poking fun at my summer of surgery, Google!)
- a whole lot of lemon zest.
- patience with her training. (true)
- consistency.
- a constant reminder of what you expect of her. (also true)
- to learn the fine art of tip-toeing.
- $180.70 (almost right. $1,800.70 is a bit more accurate)
- to find some books on designing a website. (hey! I take offense. I know xanga isn't the most professional, but...)
- Mark. (can I get an amen? Mark, where are you, man? And, can I add, who are you???)
Scary how well Google knows me. Who says internet relationships can't work? November 15, 2005
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