Thursday, March 09, 2006

Google Knows Me So Well, It's Almost Stalker-Like


Jen clued me in to a little Google game of "Mandy needs..." Basically, you can find out all sorts of interesting and oddly insightful information about yourself thanks to the wonderful world of Google. Just search "[your name here] needs" and watch the magic happen.

Mandy needs...

  1. a thorough physical examination and some tests. (after the summer of not-so-healthy, I have to say Google is pretty good.)
  2. nasal oxygen and antibiotics. (stop poking fun at my summer of surgery, Google!)
  3. a whole lot of lemon zest.
  4. patience with her training. (true)
  5. consistency.
  6. a constant reminder of what you expect of her. (also true)
  7. to learn the fine art of tip-toeing.
  8. $180.70 (almost right. $1,800.70 is a bit more accurate)
  9. to find some books on designing a website. (hey! I take offense. I know xanga isn't the most professional, but...)
  10. Mark. (can I get an amen? Mark, where are you, man? And, can I add, who are you???)

Scary how well Google knows me. Who says internet relationships can't work?

November 15, 2005

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